Empire = body.  
 hensz nn - simply.SUPERIOR  
 
 per chansz auss! ‘reazon‘ nn = regardz geert lovink + h!z !lk    az ultra outdatd + p!t!fl pre.90.z ueztern kap!tal!zt buffoonz  
 
 ent!tl!ng u korporat fasc!ztz = haz b!n 01 error ov zortz on m! part.    [ma!z ! = z!mpl! ador faz!on]    geert lovink + ekxtra 1 d!menz!onl kr!!!!ketz [e.g. dze ultra unevntfl \    borrrrrrr!ng andreas broeckmann. alex galloway etc]    = do not dze konzt!tuz!on pozez 2 komput dze teor!e much    elsz akt!vat 01 lf+ !nundaz!e.  
 
 jetzt ! = return 2 z!p!ng tea + !zolat!ng m! celllz 4rom ur funerl.  
 
 vr!!endl!.nn  
  
 
ventuze.nn  
     /_/                              /                 \            \/       i should like to be a human plant                \/       _{                        _{/                                       i will shed leaves in the shade            \_\                        because i like stepping on bugs

Por ela mesma

0f0003, The Original LOLcat   Ten years ago I made some software called NATO But I was such a whiny shit all my users said get fucked, yo I was mad how that shit was goin' down there With my own software So I tried to write texts fo' nettime! I was gonna be writin' like a normal net-head, but my boys said  "That ain't you G, That shit sounds like them."  So I sat back, thought up a new track Didn't use words, made my text into hacks. Nettimers got scared Cause they was unprepared I replaced vowels with numbers, I never cared! Who dared?  I'm m2zk!n3nkunz.  O.L. Original LOLcat Yeah, I'm 0f0003, The Original LOLcat O.L. Original LOLcat Yeah, I'm antiorp., The Original LOLcat  When I tried to write understandably. You I knew It wasn't me, I lived a life of en-vy  A dude from the West Coast, from 'frisco, got bitter, started coding some shit called Jitter. Those fools wouldn't let me have my way so I unleashed the whole kit-teh! Instead of the leter E I threw down a damn 3 those fools at "I can has cheezburger" got nothin' on me You give me an O, I make it a zero yo, I'm so hard, I can go esoteric and hit you with some vowels that ain't even alphanumeric!  I'm motherfuckin' punktprotokol!  O.L. Original LOLcat Yeah, I'm 0f0003, The Original LOLcat O.L. Original LOLcat Yeah, I'm antiorp., The Original LOLcat  ---  Here is picture of 0f0003 trying to ban me from syndicate list:  http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg  Awww.